On saturday night, a cop in florida pulled over a 23 year old who was swerving. And the guy explained he wasn't swerving because he'd been drinking...it was because he had a squirrel in his shirt that was "eating him". That wasn't totally a lie. There actually was a squirrel in his shirt. But he was also drunk. Off to jail we go.
On Friday, a 20 yea rold in Oregon broke into a home to rob it. And in the middle of the robbery he decided to lay down on the kitchen floor and go to sleep. The owner found him there, called the police, and he was arrested.
There's a guy who's trying to run 66 miles across the Irish sea in two days...using a giant floating hamster wheel.
Three random things that determine how successful you are!
Here we go.
1) Your face...but not just how good looking you are. A mature looking face makes you look more competent.
2) Your name. If you have a name that is hard to pronounce, the odds of you getting the job, are shortened.Better first impression if they don't trip over your name.
3) How popular you were in high school. In one study, researchers had kids list the top three most popular kids in their class. then 35 years later, researchers checked back with everyone. The top 15% in popularity were making an average of 10% more than everyone else.
My bonus tips: Act interested-be on time-stay late when necessary-get along little dogie- clean up the kitchen and let people see you doing it.
The wedding must be right around the corner for JT and Jessica Biel because rumor has it that Justin had his BACHELOR party in Vegas over the weekend. By standers say that he and about 20 men took over the dance floor and tables at TRYST nughtclun at the Wynn in Las Vegas. Wearing a bowtie and fedora in TRUE JT style.....JT was spotted OF COURSE sipping his very own 901 tequila! Love it.
Pink wants 5 kids!
She said if she werent going on tour she'd be pregnant AGAIN RIGHT NOW. Go on, girl. She wants a big family and many kids....Her daughter, Williow is 15 months old.
Dancing with the Stars is BACK! This time its the best of the best...with favorites like Kirsty Alley, Bristol Palin, Kelly Monico and MY personal Favorite...Apollo Anton Ono! THE ALLSTARS kick off tonight and continue tomorrow with the results show that will feature performances by JUSTIN BEIBER and PITBULL!!!!!!!!! DALE!
If you believe in Luck or Fate - you are more likely to smoke,binge drink and get chubby. It's because you believe in luck, you don't take the consequences of your actions as serious. WOW. I totally believe in luck.
The big hype is the new iPhone 5. Jimmy Kimmel went to the streets with a current iPhone 4S and said that it was the new iPhone to see what people thought of the new iPhone. Click below to see their response.
So, Jessica Simpson was on Katie Courics new show last night revealing that she had lost over 40 lbs. but she wouldnt say exactly how much. She's looking great I will say, but not sure why she wouldnt do a full body shot....she says its not about the "number" but ....im thinking it IS..when they are paying you that much money. LOL
Miley Cyrus basically got into a bar brawl because someone shoved her ( very large very muscular) fiance, Liam. Im pretty sure he can handle himself. Im assuming it went like this. " hey man, you shoved me.....nah, man...you shoved ME!...hey, wait. Arent you that guy from the hunger games? yea....awesome." Here comes miley swingin....NOONE TOUCHES MY FIANCE!...Who was that? was that Pink? no, Miley Cyrus? are you kidding me? "calm down babe...youre embarassing me" ITS MILEY!
**these are not factual accounts.....I just made them up...
Michael Clark Duncans funeral was yesterday...may he rest in peace ( im still upset about this) Tom Hanks told many happy, funny stories ....Omarosa talked of her love for her fiance.....Jey Leno was also there. RIP bear....we loved ya.
Just incase you missed the VMA's last night...here is a little rundown.
Kevin Hart was a hillarious host
Drake and Chris Brown had total awkwardness between them
Kristen Stewart was no where to be found even though the entire Twilight Cast was there
Alicia Keys baby was there....adorable as ever
Amber Rose is expecting
Miley Cyrus looked like PINK
Rihanna and Katy Perry are really BFF
and NO John Mayer wasnt there...although an odd look alike was sitting next to her
Nikki Minaj looked weird..but shes so sweet you cant help but like her
Taylor Swift is adorable and no I still dont know who that darn song is about......
Here's the complete list of winners . . .
--Video of the Year: Rihanna, "We Found Love" . . . It features Calvin Harris
--Best Female Video: Nicki Minaj, "Starships"
--Best Male Video: Chris Brown, "Turn Up the Music"
--Best New Artist: One Direction, "What Makes You Beautiful"
--Best Pop Video: One Direction, "What Makes You Beautiful"
--Best Hip Hop Video: Drake, "HYFR" . . . It features Lil Wayne.
--Best Rock Video: Coldplay, "Paradise"
--Best Electronic Dance Music Video: Calvin Harris, "Feel So Close"
--Best Video with a Message: Demi Lovato, "Skyscraper"
--Most Share-Worthy Video: One Direction, "What Makes You Beautiful"
--Best Choreography: Chris Brown, "Turn Up the Music"
--Best Direction: M.I.A., "Bad Girls"
--Best Art Direction: Katy Perry, "Wide Awake"
--Best Cinematography: M.I.A., "Bad Girls"
--Best Editing: Beyoncé, "Countdown"
--Best Visual Effects: Skrillex, "First of the Year (Equinox)"
Keying a car is number one. That's where you drag your key over your cheating boyfriends car. Ruin the paint. Scratch your name in it. PS: you can get arrested for this. Other brilliant ideas other than move on to the next idiot....slash tires-smash windows-leave dirty messages in the car dirt- firebomb- sugar in gas tank- push car off tall building...I made up the last three. sorry.
Here's a tip ..If he cheats it's cause he doesn't see your true beauty- someone else is just waiting to appreciate you.
