I couldn't stop laughing at this when it aired during the Olympics. U.S. Gymnast Aly Raisman's parents were cringing and cheering for their daughter Aly during her uneven bars routine.
We have the list ! Number one....."What's your sign".
Here are some more of the worst gems.
a)"Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here."
b)"Can I take your picture? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas"
c) "are you religious?" Because you are the answers to all my prayers
d) " Hey I know Ron Olson and can get your song played right now"
Sally Ride...the first American woman in space...died yesterday after a very long battle with pancreatic cancer....she was 61 years old.
THE MUPPETS are DONE with Chick Fil A. The Jim Henson Company was providing toys to go with all of the children's meals. Well, that is no longer. The company has since PULLED all support and toys including the partnership due to the company's anti-gay marraige stance.
Kirstie Alley is being sued for allegedly LYING about her weight loss. She endorses her company ORGANIC LIASON on QVC and apparently it doesnt work according to a certain source that has tried the product. No comment from Kirstie's camp.
JLO and STEVEN OUT...and MARIAH IS IN! Can you see Nick Cannon smiling from here???? An 18 million dollar paycheck comes with the deal....and a WHOLE lot of exposure for the DIVA....even though her husband is the host of another talent reality show. Should be interesting.
5) Joke about how early it is....:my coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a good pick up line"
4) Comment on the music playing. If it's something good, ask if they know who the artist is...even if you already know.
3) Give them a compliment, but try to make it coffee-related...."I don't know how you can look so great before you've had coffee"
2)Comment on their Order. If they order before you, then you have the option of lying and telling them you're getting the same exact thing.
1) If they are in line behind you... pay for their order..." you look like a nice person"....it'll start a conversation. And she will remember it for months.
SO apparently, Charlie SHEEN wants to be a judge on American Idol. I think this is exactly what Idol needs. Look. we lost the last train wreck, Paula Abdul.....then Simon left....then it went in the pooper. Maybe Sheen is onto something.
Leonardo Dicaprio is being considered to play the RIDDLER in the next Batman installment...FAB!
There will be 2 new cast members added to the HUNGER GAMES. Yesterday we reported that PHILLIP SEYMORE HOFFMAN will be joining the cast at HEAD GAMER ....and now 2 more join the crew. SAM CLAFLIN who fell in love with the MERMAID in the latest PIRATES movies and AMANDA PLUMMER who played " Honey Bunny" in Pulp Fiction BOTH play former HUNGER GAME champs.
Should be interesting.
If you like FINDING NEMO there could be a SEQUEL. Yes it's true.....This could be happening around 2016. That seems like forever away. Ill be 100 years old.
What do you think of this COLABO! Carly Rae and J beebs....how about those two with Owl CIty and LMFAO....love it.
This could actually happen. How fun!!??????
Mary Kate and Ashley Olson have designed some sneakers....not that Ive ever seen either one of them wear a pair of sneakers...but...there you go...they will be available in 2013 for 275.00 BOOM!
Marilyn Manson wants to have a baby. SOOOOOOOOOO....let that sink in for a second...go ahead...Ill wait. Apparently his girlfriends sister had a baby..and he thinks he might like to have one himself.
The HOFF has a birthday today...check out his drunken video on you tube of him eating a burger off the floor in celebration....as Ron always says..."stop hating on the hoff"
Todays Daily Dish is filled with sad, weird and funny news....its definitely a Monday.
First off, Im sure you heard about Sly Stallones son....such sad news...no word on the cause of death yet and sources are saying we might not know for quite some time :(
Ice Age did great over the weekend in the box office bringing in 46 million. Following in a close second SPIDERMAN and TED rounding out the top 3.
Justin Beiber is being sued for 9 million dollars by a lady that says she has suffered great hearing loss from the screeching at his concert. HAHAHAH.....ahhh what people will do to make a buck.
Jlo says she is DEFINITELY leaving IDOL...so now Randy is singing the tune of "allll by myself" once again......no word on his status with the show as of yet. Rumors are swirling saying that ADAM LAMBERT is in talks to be one of the judges as well as Aretha Franklin and Nikki Menage......we shall see.....we ....shall....see.
Michael Clark Duncan suffered a heart attack over the weekend. He is in stable condition....here is the weird part. His girlfriend found him unconcious and revived him with CPR. Way to go girlfriend......OH..yea..the crazy part...his girlfriend is OMAROSA!!!! ( who else do you know with that name....YUP SAME ONE!) Shes that CRAZY BAT from Apprentice...remember her...THEYRE DATING...how odd is that?? Isnt that odd? I cant be the only person that finds that odd. :)
