Jason Lee and his wife welcome a new son named SONNY....way better than pilot inspector dontcha think. ( Pilot was the name of his first son)
Jennifer Lawrence is a real hero...not just in the HUNGER GAMES. Apparently a woman passed out infront of her apartment and Jennifer ran to her aid and helped her out. What a nice little tribute.
Jennifer Anniston is sporting a new diamond ring...no word on what type of ring this is...but we shall see...Im sure we wont have a hard time finding out...DONT LET US DOWN PAPPZ!
Justin Beibers next single....are you ready? wait for it....WAIT FOR IT......it will me...AS LONG AS YOU LOVE ME....HEY! Wait...didnt the Backstreet Boys already do that song.....
SOOOOOOO Johnny Depp is apprently moving on rather quickly. Rumor has it, he has purchased a horse for his new "girlfriend" ( I'm not sure we can call her that yet, since he just broke up with long time love and mother of his children) but, for lack of a better word...lets just say she is......
Amber Heard, his Rum Diary co-star....got a new HORSE from mister Depp so they could ride TOGETHER.
*** Buying someone a horse doesn't exactly scream "just friends"
Beyonce and Kim Kardashian were caught hanging out together at a JayZ/Kanye gig. Im sure Beyonce was thrilled about that. .....NOT!
Octomom has a boyfriend.......yea...sooooooooooooooo there's that.
Alex Trebek suffered a mild heart attack over the weekend but he is expected to fully recover...thank Goodness....love him.
This is one of those stories that I live in fear of happening everyday.The old Super Glue on the toilet seat.
Last week, police in Kentucky were called to a Walmart after a woman used the bathroom..and ended up SUPER GLUED to the toilet seat. It took emergency crews more than an hour to get her free. An investigation is under way.
I love this joke but feel bad for the lady. It sounds like something I would do If I were 12. But I'm not.
Have a great hot day.
If you've seen "TAKEN" you know how awesome that movie is starring Liam Neeson. It's one of my favorites. The sequel "TAKEN 2" is coming out October 2nd and below is a preview in which the bad guys seek revenge for abunch of people Liam killed killed in the first movie. Check it out below!
4)Your groceries get cooked on the way to the car from the store.
3)Homeless guys ask if you can spare some Freon.
2)Too hot to wear undies
1) The squirrels are dipping their nuts in my ice tea.
Bonus signs:
Gangsta's can't wear hoodies
Jerry lawler is selling fireworks on tv
Jerry's snow cone : (not lawler) lines long
all you hear is the hummmmm of air conditioners
According to a new study, having a million dollars isn't enough to actually live like a millionaire. You know....to have the classic millionaire lifestyle, with a fancy house in a nice neighborhood, vacation homes,luxury yacht, and a killer car. You need at least four million dollars.....so get back to work or marry rich. love ron.
SO, Bristol is back baby!
If you like her...which its totally ok if you dont...even if you dont and you want to watch a train wreck....she has a new reality show called Bristol Palin: Life's a Tripp. It's on LIFETIME tonight at 10...check it.
Kim Kardashian is trying to compare herself to the Virgin Mary....eventhough shes not a virgin....and her name isn't mary. She says if she's not married by the time she's 40, she will have a baby via artificial insemination. Then she said...she'll feel like her baby is JESUS....no crap...she actually said that.
Beyonce gave Jay Z a 40 million dollar private Jet for Fathers Day. Then as they flew off into the sunset they yelled, "SCREW YOU, ETHEOPIA"
Joan RIvers book was BANNED from COSTCO....she doesnt mind though....or if she does...her face doesn't show it! :)
Arsenio Hall might be getting his own show...AGAIN! Im glad hes back....hes good peeps.
American Idol winner PHIL PHILLIPS will take himself to washington to headline a fourth of JULY SHOW in DC at the NATIONAL MALL.
Here's the new list of germ covered things that you forget about on a day to day basis. Get the Clorox wipes ready.
5) Condiment Dispensers: salt and pepper shakers. Ketcheup bottles. dirty hands handling them all day long.
4) Escalators: Nuff said
3) lemon and Lime Wedges; The fruit is never washed. Skip the lemon.
2) Restaurant Menus: They never get wiped down. Ever.
1)Gas Pumps; Never ever ever get cleaned. ever.
Keep the hand sanitiazer handy. It's hard not to be a germa-phobe these days.
MTV has released a sneak peak of Katy Perry's upcoming 3-D concert movie "Part Of Me" which hit's theaters on July 15th. You can see the most recent sneak peak HERE.
