Some doctors say they're seeing a rise of SLEEP TEXTING. People sending texts while they are sleeping, and not even realizing that they did it. Wow.
On Tuesday-around 3am, a 17 year old in Georgia tried to rob a house "Santa style"...by sliding down the chimney. Only he's not Santa..of course he got stuck for ten hours. Imagine that. Finally neighbors heard his screams and the cops came and he is in jail as we speak.
Job candidates with birthmarks,scars, and other facial blemishes don't do as well in Job interviews...
Starbucks is phasing out restrooms in New York...next move all of America.
A 62 year old went on a deer reduction hunt in Indiana on monday morning, and a deer KILLED him. He shot a buck from a tree, went over to check on it, and it KICKED him, lacerating his liver. He killed it with a knife, but died that afternoon from his injuries.
A drunk driver in eastern texas came upon the scene of another drunk driving accident early Sundaymorning. The guy ended up crashing his car into the Life flight helicopter that had come to help transport victims from the first crash to the hospital. When police confronted the driver and told him what he'd done, he said quote,"why was the helicopter flying so low?"
Around 1;30am on sunday, a 26year old woman in Indiana tried to drive her motorized wheelchair through a Taco Bell drive-thru. They wouldn't serve her because company policy says you have to be in a vehicle. She got mad and rammed her whell chair thru the front glass door. $1500 in damages and a visit before the judge..
Yesterday , at 3:00am, in Wisconsin, a 22 year old woman FLIPPED OUT because of something that's made us all want to flip out at some point...McDonalds switching between their breakfast and regular menus. She wanted a cheeseburger, they said breakfast only, and she created such a scene that the police had to be called and remove her from the roof of her car.
A guy was flying back to boston on sunday after a vacation in Iceland, when he noticed $300 bucks in a flight attendants purse. He took it and locked himself in the bathroom. Tried to flush it cause he knew he had been caught.
He was arrested when the wheels touched down.
A 42 yearold woman of three kids in Venice Florida found she had terminal cancer and less than a year to live. So she gave her wedding ring to her unmarried sister, and asked her to TAKE HER PLACE after she died. And the sister agreed. She stepped in as a wife and mom, and married her sister's husband three monthsafter her funeral.
Congrats: The IRS has ruled that your sex change surgery is tax deductible.
69 per cent of people feel like their bosses are overpaid.
Friday was November 11th,2011...or 11/11/11...And at a hospital in Mount holiday, New Jersey, a baby boy
was born at 11:11am. Meaning hew was born at 11:11 on 11/11/11 and ironically a whopping 11 pounds eleven ounces.
Too good to be true. Police traps. You'd think that criminals could figure this out eventually. Free Beer. Police sent out notices for a free case of beer...they had to arrange for delivery. 19 crooks responded and arrested.
Stop snorting bath salts. Last week a guy in Ohio..high on bath salts,broke into a family's home..but he didn't want to steal anything, he was just there to put up their Christmas decorations...and he did. Eventually, an 11 year old came home and saw him, and ran next door for help. He was arrested for burglary.
In england, a county fire department was giving away free smoke detectors. But that program is now on hold after one of the smoke detectors malfunctioned...ignited....and set a woman's house on fire...not good if you ask me.
In Tennessee on tuesday, a 21 year old woman and a 32 year old man got into a fight over their relationship...he wanted a BOOTY call, she wanted something serious. And now for the twist...they're first cousins. Anyway the fight got nasty..she stabbed him with scissors. By the way, first cousin marriages and first cousin booty calls are both LEGAL in Tennessee
Last weekend, an 18yearold took abus from his home in arizona to hook up with a girl he met over the Internet....in wisconsin. When he got there, she and her friend tied him up and performed a Satanic sex ritual on him and oh yeah stabbed him 300 times. That's alittle much. Be careful when hooking up. This could be the worst e harmony date ever.
According to a new survey: when rats use METH, all they want to do is have sex and do more. meth.
Those latex gloves that your doctor is using may be covered in grms. nice.
a 53 year old protester at the OCCUPY New Orleans rally was found dead in his tent on Tuesday, and he'd been dead for two days. Check on your pals every once in a while.
On Sunday night, in the Florida keys, a man walked into a Burger King to rob the place..with a sock on his hand. Yes, like a sock puppet. And the sock puppet was holding a gun. the manager told the robber she had to get a key for the register. He got nervous and split.
Quit smoking and you could save $3300 dollars a year.
Best story in a long time winner: On saturday, a 61 year old man in Wisconsin saw two women with a blown tire on the side of the highway, so he stopped to help them change it. About a quarter-mile down the road, he had a HEART ATTACK. Turns out the lady with the flat tire was a nurse. So when they sawy him pull over they stopped, she gave hinm CPR and saved his life. Fate...it happens all the time. Hello God..thanks.
On january 1st, a couple in new York made a weight loss bet...whoever lost a lower percentage of their weight would get the other person's name tattooed on their body. They guy weighed 366 pounds. As of monday, he had lost 198 pounds...he now weighs 168. He won. She has his name on body now. Great bet.
The top signs you're getting dumped? your partner starts losing weight.
The happiest Moment of the avaerage day is when you're having sex...the happiest moment of the year is Christmas afternoon.
Girl Scout cookie flavored lip balm is now for sale.
Last week, in florida, a 21 year old man told his girlfriend he was going to OD and Kill HImSELF because she broke up with him. He grabbed a bottle of pills and started taking them. When she tried to stop him...he threw her to the ground. He was arrested for domestic abuse...and it turns out he was trying to overdose on FLINSTONES VITAMINS.
11 percent of People changed their clocks the wrong direction yesterday.
There's a bar in canada with a drink containing a dude's mummified toe.
a 19 year old in New Hampshire took a wrong turn on the way home on friday at 1;30am, was flagged down by the owners of a burning house, and ended up saving their daughter trapped inside. Do you believe in Fate?
An 84 year old in Minnesota died on saturday the first day of hunting season...by accidentally setting himself on fire andfalling out of his tree stand.
an engaged couple in South Africa discovered that they were brother and sister, just days before the wedding.AWKWARD.
finally- A guy tried to rob a hotel in LA at gunpoint last wednesday...he did not relaize that there was a martial arts contest going on at the hotel....you can guess what happened to him...
Memphis: A guy orders a pizza from Papa Johns...has it delievered to a vacant house and tries to rob the Pizza delivery guy....not so fast....he has a gun for moments like this ....pow pow pow...three shots into the robber..He is now at the Med. Good guys 1- bad guys 0....
This is just a slight overreaction. last week, a 30 year old woman in Iowa burned down another womans house...because that woman defriended her on Facebook. Apparently they were long tome friends, got into a fight over a party invitation on facebook, that lead to the defriending...and that led to housefire.
According to a new survey, we're so damn busy that the average person forgets five things everyday. The most common things we forget are to return phone calls...to reply to emails...people's names....to send birthday cards and to listen to Kim Iverson at night. Funny.