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Screwy News - Monday October 17, 2011

I love drinking a delicious 40 ounce as much as anyone. But they're not worth this. On Thursday a 22 year old woman in New Mexico wanted her boyfriend to buy her a 40...and when he didn't she stabbed him in the arm."I want my forty"...stab stab stab...get her the forty next time.

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Last week, police in Illinois were chasing a parole violator and he ran into a cornfield to hide. So they came up with an idea to flush him out...they asked the farmer to harvest the corn and he did. He fired up the combine and drove it til mr parole came running out.

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Wash your hands...most cell phones (one out of six not really most but) have fecal matter on them. also today when you sign your credit card charge at the store with that weird little pen that is attached to the credit card thingy....just think how many nasty hands have handled that little gem this week..




 
10/17/2011 5:08AM
Screwy News - Monday October 17, 2011
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