This is one of those stories that I live in fear of happening everyday.The old Super Glue on the toilet seat.
Last week, police in Kentucky were called to a Walmart after a woman used the bathroom..and ended up SUPER GLUED to the toilet seat. It took emergency crews more than an hour to get her free. An investigation is under way.
I love this joke but feel bad for the lady. It sounds like something I would do If I were 12. But I'm not.
Have a great hot day.
4)Your groceries get cooked on the way to the car from the store.
3)Homeless guys ask if you can spare some Freon.
2)Too hot to wear undies
1) The squirrels are dipping their nuts in my ice tea.
Bonus signs:
Gangsta's can't wear hoodies
Jerry lawler is selling fireworks on tv
Jerry's snow cone : (not lawler) lines long
all you hear is the hummmmm of air conditioners
According to a new study, having a million dollars isn't enough to actually live like a millionaire. You know....to have the classic millionaire lifestyle, with a fancy house in a nice neighborhood, vacation homes,luxury yacht, and a killer car. You need at least four million dollars.....so get back to work or marry rich. love ron.
Here's the new list of germ covered things that you forget about on a day to day basis. Get the Clorox wipes ready.
5) Condiment Dispensers: salt and pepper shakers. Ketcheup bottles. dirty hands handling them all day long.
4) Escalators: Nuff said
3) lemon and Lime Wedges; The fruit is never washed. Skip the lemon.
2) Restaurant Menus: They never get wiped down. Ever.
1)Gas Pumps; Never ever ever get cleaned. ever.
Keep the hand sanitiazer handy. It's hard not to be a germa-phobe these days.
Several reasons: It's Graceland and Elvis. The Grizzlies. Fresh clean water in abundance. Afforable housing. Southern Hospitality. Beale street(kinda). The Mississippi River and all it adds to the city. Stax records. Rufus Thomas. Silky Sullivan. The orpheum. Fed x forum. South main. Four distinct seasons. watermelon. Beautiful southern women. Gus's chicken. Mosquitos. Great restaurants all over the place. Bar B Q that is world famous. Chuck N Lisa's Indian village. The memphis zoo. Justin Timberlake. Jerry lee Lewis.and B.B. King. Air conditioned movie theatres. Great golf. Did I say gorgeous women? yeah the best.
And radio that kicks butt everyday. We are on top of all that goes on and proud of it. We love Memphis.
Have you noticed how great the music is on fm100. Lots of tempo. Fun finger poppin stuff. Like One direction-Rihanna-Fun-The Wanted-Katy Perry-Pink- Andy Grammer-John Mayer-Neon Trees- Bruno Mars: the list goes on and on. I just heard the new Matchbox 20 yesterday. Awesome. All these songs add up to a great summer feel. Goyte-Carrie Underwood-Beyonce-One Republic. Not too much one way or the other. It's all good. Every morning we are cranking out 10-12 songs an hour and having fun on top of it all. This is a great time to listen longer than ever. Rediscover the fun and portability of your radio. We love doing it.
Thanks.
PS: This is all possbile because we have a great program Director named Chris Michaels.
not sure about Goldschalger as number one. I liked Mojito's and mint julep's. and a good spicy bloddy on sunday mornings. Or perhaps a John Daly...Lemonade and sweet tea vodka.
The Fed X St. Jude tournament really starts today. The Best golfers in the world and the biggest party this side of Las Vegas. Great weather. National coverage for four days. Four days of looking good. Four days of fun and sun. Beer tents. Porta-pottys. Great looking women. Skinny guys that make a lot of money playing a game. A Big salute to two of the biggest Icon's in the city. Fed X. and St. Jude. Do your part to attend and lets not take this thing for granted. And be glad it's not 99 degrees. Looking good. Get out there. take a kid with ya.
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