Screwy News: new batch

April 4, 2017
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A new batch of fresh screwy.

1) A guy in england recently had a heart attack at an inn, and a staff member reacted quickly and saved his life. But he still wond up leaving them a bad review on TripAdvisor over their prices.

2)An 18 year old jerk in illinois was visiting a farm for a birthday party last month, and got arrested for punching a minature donkey in the face.

3) A guy in Florida who looks like Santa Claus was just arrested for selling cocaine to an undercover cop. He said buying toys for every kid ain't cheap.