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The Texas state fair will have some crazy food on the menu...Including fruit loops and deep fried chicken noodle soup. A baggage handler in Singapore is facing up to a year in jail for intentionally switching the tags on almost 300 pieces of luggage so they went to the wrong locations. (is that...
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Dumb criminals of the week!

Dumber than Dumb. 1) 2 guys in Maryland robbed a bar on Tuesday night...but they didn't realize it was filled with COPS for a retirement party. They were arrested for armed robbery 2) A guy tried to rob an MMA studio in California on tuesday night...but one of the fighters knocked the gun out of...
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Passed Gas Forces American Airlines Flight To Be Grounded

The smell was so bad, that the flight was grounded in the Raleigh-Durham International Airport yesterday.
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Man Gets Stuck Inside An ATM Machine. Yes, This Happened!

Man gets rescued after being locked inside the ATM room.
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Alarm Clock Removed From Wall After 13 Years Of Being Stuck And Going Off Daily

An Alarm Clock was stuck inside a wall for 13 years, and went off every night at...
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Man Dresses Like A Woman To Avoid Arrest And Ends Up Looking Similar To Steven Tyler

Man dresses like a woman to avoid the police, and he ends up looking very similar to Steven Tyler.
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Woman Confronts The Man Who Sued Her After Texting During A Date

UPDATE: Remember the guy who sued a woman for texting at the movies during their first date? We'll she met up with him...
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He won how Much: this is good Screwy News!

Say Hello to Eliberto Cantu. He bought a lottery ticket in Little Rock and won $177 million bucks. Imagine that. His take home was $77 million and some change. He said that he would be traveling some and is going to rebuild his church. And call Ron and Michelle to give each of them two million...
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How to make $11,000 in a day and more!

A family was supposed to fly from New York to Florida on Delta last weekend...but because Delta had to cancel thousands of flights, they kept offering big money to people to give up their seats, and the family kept taking the deals. They wound up making $11,000 smooth. The FCC decided yesterday...
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Screwy News: new batch

A new batch of fresh screwy. 1) A guy in england recently had a heart attack at an inn, and a staff member reacted quickly and saved his life. But he still wond up leaving them a bad review on TripAdvisor over their prices. 2)An 18 year old jerk in illinois was visiting a farm for a birthday party...
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