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Avocado shortage! Yikes!

Why the shortage of avocados?
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Screwy news : good ones today

Screwy news every single day at 8:08 1) husaband wants divorce after wife spends wedding night texting. 2) Colorado Babysitter takes kids along for a Bank robbery 3) Lick your Cat: there's a new product that lets you lick your cat. It's a brush that's shaped like a giant tongue, and you put it in...
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Tomorrow Morning= fun. must read

wednesday morning. Lots of fun. Tickets for Shinedown at 6:40 Missed Connections at 7:25 Who is hotter: a guy who looks goodholding a baby or mr Workout? Do you ever cheat on your diet? If so with what? we will talk about it at 8:25 on the radio. Great weather to boot.
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Another Drunk Driver stopped this morning

I stopped another drunk driver on the way to work this morning. Sad and scary. As I was pulling out of my neighborhood I noticed a car going 5mph in front of me on poplar....then she pulled over..then took off again..I followed and called 911...stayed with her until cops from Germantown came to the...
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What to buy in March

1) Frozen foods: tons of deals. March is frozen food month. Pizza-veggies- icecream stuff 2)Free coffee:Lots of deals on March 13th: daylight saving time. Help America overcome sleep deprivation 3)Fish and Boxed Mac and Cheese: Fish on sale during Lent. Mac and cheese galore. 4)Candy for Easter...
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What do men hide from their wives?

Here we go! Besides having an affair (hope not) Guys hide their Body insecurities....stomach-hair issues-He needs to know he is attractive He doesn't know how to fully open up> Men are less emotional. Communicate your emotions clearly ..(just not during Alaskan bush people) He is ultra dependent...
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things you need to know

Kroger wants to buy Fresh Market. The grocery business is crazy and very competitive. Parkside Project: getting green lights at Shelby Farms- 1200 apartments- 21 buildings all on the backside of the park but with panoramic views of Shelby Farms Whiskey Wine and Chocolates tonight at Botanic gardens...
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What happened at wendy's and more

A guy threw a live alligator into a wendy's drive-thru window. He thought it would be funny. He was just arrested for assualt witha deadly weapon . 30% of us have not made any Valentines plans yet. Scientist try to cure glaucoma, and accidentally discover the receipe for the perfect pancake. use 1...
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10 things that can ruin Valentines Day

1)Telling your significant other that Valentine's Day isn't important to you 2)Calling it Valentimes day. 3)Buying the guy you just started dating a really extrvagant gift 4)Facebook stalking an ex 5) texting an ex 6)Moping 7) ignoring friends 8) showing up at an ex's house 9) forgetting that you...
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No show Ball: Perfect idea for Saturday night

The No Show Ball is saturday night. It's the Ball that you do not have to go to because it comes to you. All to benefit the Forrest Spence fund for parents and kids. Forrestspencefund.org for details For $100 bucks they bring you a cooler full of food and wine for your date at home that night. 80%...
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