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Ron Olson

Ron Olson

Ways to stay cool in Hot Memphis

1) Make out with an eskimo

2)Stay in USHER'S shadow

3)Slurpee in your pants

4)Cover yourself with CHRIS MICHAELSĀ  hair gel. It repels heat.

5) Chew ice while standing naked in front of fridge.

6)Hot tub full of margarita's at KIM IVERSONS condo downtown

7) Swim with the polar bears at the zoo. maybe not.

8) wearing your SOFIES at the mall

9) Smoking MENTHOL cigs at work despite the fact that it is politically incorrect.

10) Beer cooler: CLUB 152 on beale street

08/04/2011 3:06AM
Ways to stay cool in Hot Memphis
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