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Today's Screwy news: woman breaks record.

A woman set the world record by pumping 86 gallons of breat milk. Good news. She used it to help premature babies. That's a lot of pumping. Holy Mcgoalie.

In august, a judge in Massachusetts ordered a 49 yearold fireman to repair his ex-wife's hair dryer as part of a divorce settlement. He did, and texted his wife to tell her to test it out...and it exploded. They guy was arrested for booby trapping the dryer. He pleaded not guilty.

Two thirds of americans would vote for abe Lincoln if he were alive and running for office. Winston Churchhill was second...Alexander the great was third. Love Alexander calling himself ..."The Great"..what an attitude he must have had.
Police were booking a guy on charges of assault...and found part of the victim's ear in his pocket. Guilty yer honor.

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10/29/2012 9:03AM
Today's Screwy news: woman breaks record.
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