Seriously....would you actually wear these? They were designed by a grandpa in Everett, WA (ummm....first fashion red flag right there....haha!). He was hanging out in a park, watching ladies walk by when he got the idea (CREEPER!)
*note* If you actually think this is an awesome way to flirt with creepy guys in the mall, park, whatever.....you can own a pair of these beauties for a mere $150 (that's the cheap pair...they go up to $569). Here's the website!
BTW....YOU MUST SEE THE VIDEO TO SEE "EM IN ACTION AND GET THE FULL NAUSEATING EFFECT!