A guy on a first date tells the woman to see a doctor about her stomach pain..and it saves her life.
A guy jumped to his death at a mall ...because he couldn't take any more of his girlfriend's Chritmas shopping. They had been shopping forfive hours. He jumped 7 floors. And did not make it. PS: don't take your boyfriend shopping
A Man in Florida call the cops to report that someone put a voodoo curse on him. I might add "who hasn't" says ron