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Screwy news - Monday June 6, 2011

From Memphis:  Joseph Hayes was arrested late Saturday and charged with aggravated assault after things went awry at a child's birthday party.

His kid didn't get no cake. "ya'll didn't get save my kids no damna ice cream and cake"...he left and came back with a pistol in his belt and said.." I ain't scared to go to jail: just take care of my kids".

What father hasn't pulled a gun on someone serving the cake and ice cream at a birthday party? He was arrested.

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In Kentucky, a couple was arrested after they left their one year old in a car with the windows rolled up while they went into a strip club. Police came and got the kid out safely and took the parents to jail...they father complained how hot the police car was on the way to the jail. perfect. right? Lord please have mercy on us all.

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The space shuttle fights crime.  last week, as the space shuttle endeavor landed in florida around 2;33am..it made two sonic booms. Those booms woke up a 19 year old in Kissimmee florida and she looked out her window...just in time to see two guys breaking into her dads car....they were arrested. nice.




 
06/06/2011 5:04AM
Screwy news - Monday June 6, 2011
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