Screwy news: must read for May 8th
The 24 year old call girl at the center of the Secret Service says the agents were,quote,"stupid brutes" who liked attention, showed off their abs, jumped on the bar and drank vodka like it was water. Sounds like fun to me....
Two construction workers were hospitalized in New Jersey yesterday , after one guy fell into a vat of acid...and his buddy jumped in to save him. Amazing.
There's a guy in Denver selling his motorcycle on Craigslist...to pay for his wife's boob job.
Two guys were arrested over the weekend in Pennsylvania for fighting with knives and a decorative flamingo.
Have a screwy day