Suicide Bombing instructor in Iraq accidentally blows himself up along with 21 of his students. Can you imagine what kind of day you would have when you leave the house and say " See ya honey I"m off to suicide bombing class you might want to pick up the kids today"
Last year , a 58 year old man is St Louis was interviewing for a ton of jobs, but kept getting rejected. So what do you do? He sent packages filled with Cat Poop to all TWENTY companies. He got arrested.
A guy in FLORIDA brought his pregnant girlfriend to the hospital..then got arrested for smoking POT in the maternity ward.
In 2009, a woman in England donated her kidney to her husband to save his life. Then, three years later, she says he cheated on her...so now she wants her kidney back. He says He didn't cheat...they split up because they are always fighting.
What would you do?
I guess leaving is the best option.
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The secret is out. The Secret- have a husband who works long hours. At least 50 hours a week. Why. Their theory. They believe when men work longer hours , it means they can afford a MAID...which makes the wife happy and gives her more time to exercise.
A woman in Brazil was walking her dog....when a PORCUPINE fell from a Lamppost and landed on her head. She went to the hospital, where a surgeon had to remove about 200 quills from her scalp. FYI: quills is a great word for Scrabble
A 33 year old man in Oklahoma got into a fight with his 58 year old stepfather, and gave him an ATOMIC WEDGIE.That's where the wedgie is so powerful, the waistband actually makes it over your head. And in this case it Killed his stepfather. The son was arrested on tuesday. Don't do this at work...It's a real HR nightmare.
*A woman in Canada fell off a horse, hit her head, and woke up with a Scottish accent. But she's actually happy about it, and says it's changed her life for the better.
*Someone on a flight from San Francisco to New york thought they saw a BOMB planted in one of the planes restrooms on sunday. So the plane made an emergency landing...but it turned out to be a spy camera.
A 32 year old in Italy was convicted of drug dealing and sentenced to House Arrest. But last week, he went to the cops and asked them to send him to prison...becasue he couldn't stand his Nagging Wife. The police complied.
A guy on a first date tells the woman to see a doctor about her stomach pain..and it saves her life.
A guy jumped to his death at a mall ...because he couldn't take any more of his girlfriend's Chritmas shopping. They had been shopping forfive hours. He jumped 7 floors. And did not make it. PS: don't take your boyfriend shopping
A Man in Florida call the cops to report that someone put a voodoo curse on him. I might add "who hasn't" says ron
A woman in Georgia had to be taken to the hospital recently....after she used the bathroom at a Home Depot, and someone had put glue on the seat. Really who sits down without looking to see if there is glue. She was stuck and had to have help. Please look today.
Is Facebook planning to add a "Sympathize" button so you don't have to "like" stuff that is actually depressing?
Florida Man calls in Restaurant Bomb threat so his girlfriend can get off early. He confessed and was arrested. Now out on a $4000 bond.