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Screwy news - Friday May 27, 2011

A fight betwen roommates in a trailer park in Florida led to a brawl involving cinder blocks and a machete.

In Washington, a dad grounded his 15 year old daughter and took away her cell phone... And she responded by SHOOTING him with a bow and arrow.   He is in the hospital and she is in some serious trouble.

A Florida bank refused to let a man born without arms cash his wife's check, even thought he had two forms of identification.  The reason given: he couldn't provide a thumbprint.

Joanna Kirchmeir arrived at her London home only to find her husband, Helmut,  in front of a mirror "just staring at himself, his pupils tiny."  Helmut, a newly trained hypnotist, had accidentally hypnotized himself while rehearsing a new act and had been standing like that for five hours.




 
05/27/2011 4:35AM
Screwy news - Friday May 27, 2011
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