It was 2;45 in the morning in Orlando and there he was.....DARTH VADER. Drunk as a skunk. Darth decided to fight the cops. You think the cops would be no match for Darth. But it turns out it was just a guy in a Darth Vader mask....He spent the night in jail. Not sure why he was wearing the mask.
A drunk woman in Denver at an art museum caused a lot of damage and comotion. She got mad at a painting that was worth 30 million. So she pulled her pants down and rubbed her buttocks on the painting. She punched it. She scratched it...and did $10,000 in damage. nice buttocks.