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Posts from January 2014


I want my Kidney Back!
In 2009, a woman in England donated her kidney to her husband to save his life. Then, three years later, she says he cheated on her...so now she wants her kidney back. He says He didn't cheat...they split up because they are always fighting.
What would you do?
I guess leaving is the best option.
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The secret to a happy marriage: must read
The secret is out. The Secret- have a husband who works long hours. At least 50 hours a week. Why. Their theory. They believe when men work longer hours , it means they can afford a MAID...which makes the wife happy and gives her more time to exercise.

Hilarious.
 
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Trouble with a Porcupine. Must read.
A woman in Brazil was walking her dog....when a PORCUPINE fell from a Lamppost and landed on her head. She went to the hospital, where a surgeon had to remove about 200 quills from her scalp. FYI: quills is a great word for Scrabble
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Man killed by Wedgie! mus read.
A 33 year old man in Oklahoma got into a fight with his 58 year old stepfather, and gave him an ATOMIC WEDGIE.That's where the wedgie is so powerful, the waistband actually makes it over your head. And in this case it Killed his stepfather. The son was arrested on tuesday. Don't do this at work...It's a real HR nightmare.
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Woman hits head and something strange happens
*A woman in Canada fell off a horse, hit her head, and woke up with a Scottish accent. But she's actually happy about it, and says it's changed her life for the better.
*Someone on a flight from San Francisco to New york thought they saw a BOMB planted in one of the planes restrooms on sunday. So the plane made an emergency landing...but it turned out to be a spy camera.

A 32 year old in Italy was convicted of drug dealing and sentenced to House Arrest. But last week, he went to the cops and asked them to send him to prison...becasue he couldn't stand his Nagging Wife. The police complied.
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Locations: New YorkSan Francisco




 
I missed the Birth because...and more.
A woman in Florida gave birth in a Walmart Parking Lot last thursday...And the father missed it...because he was inside shopping. Dang I missed it.

A 31 year old woman in Florida pulled a knife on her boyfriend...after he refused to CUDDLEwith her. Happens all the time.

A woman is Divorcing her husband because he scooped and ate Peas with a piece of bread instead of a fork.
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