A couple from Illinois bet on "Monday NIght Football" the other night, and the 42 year old husband won his bet when the Bears beat the Packers. THe Bet? He got to use a STUN GUN on his wife for three seconds. She let him because she was drunk, then called the cops. He was arrested for felony possession of an electric weapon. He could get six years in jail.
Use your stun gun wisely.
If you are having a banana for a snack today be extra careful. A woman in England was about to enjoy hers..then realized it was covered in hatching spiders. Brazilian wandering spiders. Holy **** batman. They are the most venomous spider out there.