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Posts from September 2013


Screwy news: funny and weird. Got to read this.
Yesterday morning, a guy in Florida walked into a water department office, handed them an envelope with White Powder in it. So the entire building was evacauted. But it turned out the guy was trying to pay his water bill with CRACK COCAINE. He is being tracked down.
That is never a good plan
 The key to happiness...are you ready...it's hanging out with your mother -in-law. According to a new study, married people who regularly see both their own mother and their mother in law are happier than people who never see either, or who only see one. When you see both, you get two good sources of maternal support, advice and help with the kids
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Todays really Screwy News
A guy got mugged in Japan, and instead of bothering his family or police about it...he decided to walk 800 miles back home. And you thought you were crazy.

A man in Florida was arrested for assaulting his wife ...with...get ready....CHICKEN WINGS

A hunter in Utah killed an Elk , then tried to flip it over...and accidentally gored himself in the neck with the antlers.

On Monday, a woman in California found out her  11 year old seventh grader had been TWERKING at a school dance. So she made her stand on the corner with a sign that said " I was disrespecting my parents by Twerking at my school dance:. The kid has just been hired by Miley Cyrus to go on tour with her for $100,000. PS: 11 in the seventh grade? really
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New Disturbing Trend for Kids
This is going to sound Ridculous. And It is. POLE DANCING for children is the Newest Fitness craze. What do think will be nest? you can see it at the Cooper Young festival next weekend.
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Today's Screwy news: three good ones
Here we go:

1) A woman in china was pulled over for breastfeeding her baby while driving a moped. You talk about Multi tasking. Show me a guy that could do that. Impossible.   

2)A man is Busted hiding out in a K mart overnight...so he could get high huffing Air Duster cans. Really? People-People-People. Please find another way to entertain yourself. There are folks out there that are truly nuts.

3) Did you hear about the guy that was pulled over with 20 Marijuana plants in his car...
His friend was riding in the trunk to make room for the weed. Good news: this was not in Memphis
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