Absence does make your heart grow Fonder.
A guy is spain won a beer drinking contest last week. He drank 16 beers in 20 minutes. Then he died.
A guy was busted for carjacking in Hawaii., and his first name was Alkapone.
A guy in the Hamptons was busted for Pot growning, after shooting his neighbors above ground pool.
A guy in Florida broke into his ex-girlfriends house, shaved, drank a beer, and dumped her fathers's ashes down the toilet.