On Saturday night, 26 year old Jeffery Tyler Siegel of Jonesboro Arkansas was on a date, taking a romantic walk through the Crowley's Ridge Nature Center. When suddenly, a knife weilding maniac attacked.
Jeffery jumped in front of his date, told her to run,then stayed back to fight the guy off. He took two small slashes to the chest. but managed to make the guy run away.
The police went crazy looking for the culprit.
The whole thing was staged to impress the girlfriend. The attacker was a friend.
His date was not impressed.
On sunday night, a 29 year old woman was driving drunk, and SLAMMED into a guy's mobile home. She got out of the car...without pants for some reason..and tried to get away by driving off in a kid's battery powered truck....It didn't work. She was arrested.
A 23 year old girl in Georgia ordered a Dominos pizza last week, and later got the following text from the delivery driver: Quote. " I delivered yo pizza seen you was fine and wanted to holla at you"..He was fired.
According to a shocking new study by the University of Durham, drinking alcohol doesn't actually make other people seem more attractive to us. In other words, beer goggles just make us not care how people look. Thanks, science
In October, Fed X accidentally delievered a box of marujuana to a woman in Massachusetts. She called the cops and turned it over, but when the drug dealers who were waiting on the package called Fed X, Fed X actually gave them the woman's address. And they went to her house looking for it. Now she is suing Fe X for violating her privacy. oops
A 22 year old Fakes his way into high school to play basketball. Only in Memphis. This little move knocked Ridgeway out of the state playoffs. Oops