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Posts from February 2013


Don't threaten to eat the judge's family!
A criminal in Georgia was denied bond...after threatening to eat the judge's family in court. That plan never works. So if you are going to court today, don't tell the judge that you will snack on his children.
A billionaire in New Mexico hid a chest with millions of dollars in gold, diamonds and jewels somewhere in the American Outdoors...and the clues to find it are contained in nine poems in his autobiography. My question ..who is the guy.

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KFC trouble. Don't lick the food.
Over the weekend, a KFC employee in Tennessee posted a photo of herself at work...LICKING a large tray of mashed potatoes. KFC says they were never served to customers, but the damage was done...and she was FIRED, Don't lick the food.
A New Jersey assemblyman is in trouble for "liking" a website on Facebook called " Big Bootie Freaks"...don't go there.
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Make out with your Dog contest! Real Screwy
We have a winner. A pet store in Maine just held the annual MAKE OUT WITH YOUR DOG CONTEST.  And this year's winner was a woman who kissed her dog for 45.8 seconds.
That's just  great.
A guy in Texas is suing Six Flags for kicking him off a ride...because he doesn't have any hands.

President Obama says he is not totally against getting rid of the penny.

Have you ever got a song stuck in your head? A lady in england has had "How much is that doggie in the window" stuck in her head for three years.
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The Luckiest people in the world
Over the weekend, a couple near Little Rock went on a fishing trip, stopped at a convience store on their way, and the husband bought a scratch off ticket. On the way home his wife bought one at the same store. His ticket won a million bucks...and hers won $50,000. What a day!
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