On saturday night, a cop in florida pulled over a 23 year old who was swerving. And the guy explained he wasn't swerving because he'd been drinking...it was because he had a squirrel in his shirt that was "eating him". That wasn't totally a lie. There actually was a squirrel in his shirt. But he was also drunk. Off to jail we go.
On Friday, a 20 yea rold in Oregon broke into a home to rob it. And in the middle of the robbery he decided to lay down on the kitchen floor and go to sleep. The owner found him there, called the police, and he was arrested.
There's a guy who's trying to run 66 miles across the Irish sea in two days...using a giant floating hamster wheel.
And you thought you were crazy.