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How to attract Men and a Scam that backfired. must read
by Ron Olson
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posted Feb 28 2012 9:34AM
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How to attract Men/ there is a new survey that says to attract a man wear RED. I think it ges back to caveman days. Men subconsciously think that a woman in red is looking for love.....
Back in 2008 in South Carolina, a few friends came up with an insurance scam where they'd CHOP OFF a friends hand with a POLE SAW, THEN COLLECT THE INSURANCE. They did it and collected $671,000 bucka roos.The FBI is on the case and the hand chopper could get 20 years in prison.
The Answer: danica Patrick in the daytona 500 and Kim kardashian. The Question: Name two women woh've done 200 laps:
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Screwy news : wednesday february 22
by Ron Olson
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posted Feb 22 2012 9:26AM
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A 94 year old in tampa passed away on February 11th, so her son provided an obituary to the "Tampa Tribune'...and used it as an opportunity to BLAST his siblings. It reads,quote,"she is survived by her son ,AJ, who loved and cared for her: her daughter ,Ninfa, who betrayed her trust: and son Peter, who broke her heart.
The average couple kisses three times a day.
A 15 year old lifted a Buick off his grandfather to save his life. They were working on the car while it was up on blocks when it slipped off and pinned the grandfather. The grandson lifted up the front to free him. Wow! He lifted a Buick.....super strong.
Which cities have the most cheating spouses? washingtonDC-San antonio-Phoenix- salt lake city- and Horn lake Mississippi
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Screwy News: Guy shoots neighbor. must read.
by Ron Olson
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posted Feb 16 2012 8:18AM
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A guy is Philly shot and killed his neighbor...for letting his dog poop in his yard.
A 57 year old in Florida is recovering in a burn center, after his electronic cigarette exploded in his mouth Monday night. it was because of a faulty re-chargeable battery, and the explosion knocked out all his teeth and part of his tongue.
Worst mom ever? A woman in Florida stole $4000.00 from her son's bank account while he was stationed in Afghanistan, by writing cash to herself and buying a plane ticket. (she also has a bleach blonde mullet)
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Screwy News: don't invite guys to showers: warning
by Ron Olson
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posted Feb 15 2012 9:23AM
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On saturday, in Rhode Island, a 23 year old man stabbed three people at a baby shower after an argument. Fortunately, none of the wounds were life threatening. He was arrested and hit with three counts of felony assault. and remember don't invite guys to showers.....I never understood why you would...
If there's a more all american fantasy than a pretty girl from Texas wearing nothing but cowboy boots, I'd like to hear it. At three in the morning on sunday cops in texas got a call about an 18 year old standing in the street in that very outfit. When they got there she led them on a slow speed chase and was arrested for drunk driving not being naked.
You can't pay for a lap dance with crack...nuff said.
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Screwy news: February 7th edition: must read
by Ron Olson
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posted Feb 7 2012 8:37AM
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1) A golfer is stabbed during an argument over playing through a slow group. Last week in Texas, a 48 year old was golfing and got behind a slow group. When he and his group asked to play thrrough,,,the slow group started a physical fight...one of the man's clubs was broken ...and a guy stabbed him in the leg with it....He might loe the leg...the point of this story....PLAY FAST.
Puerto rico's New money Making plan is...selling us Expensive iguana meat. Nice
The EPA says you'll get Diarrhea from going to the beach....PS: wash yo hands.
A nine year old is suspended from school for doing a crotch grab during a Michael Jackson lip sync.
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Shocker: Facebook addictive
by Ron Olson
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posted Feb 6 2012 9:48AM
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Facebok and twitter are harder to resist than cigarettes and alcohol.
A study by University of Chicago researchers found that it's harder to resist the urge to check Facebook, Twitter, and email on your cell phone than it is for smokers and drinkers to resist cigarettes and alcohol.
More than half of our dogs and cats are overweight....and one in five obese.
A guy won $50,000 because the first score of the game was a safety. One guy bet $1000 on that...which, in theory, was like setting that money on fire...but he won $50,000.
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The most amazing story about somebody rich....now.
by Ron Olson
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posted Feb 3 2012 9:06AM
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This might be THE most unexpected person to get rich off Facebook's IPO. In 2005, a graffiti artist was hired to paint FACEBOOKS first offices. They offered him a few grand , or a few shares in the company. And he took the shares. When Facebook goes public, his shares are estimated to be worth......wait for it...$200 Million......
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Screwy news february 1st
by Ron Olson
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posted Feb 1 2012 6:57AM
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Last week in california, a 70 year old man got mad at his 50 year old son for singing a COUNTRY SONG DURING karaoke. Unfortunately we don't know which song. The fight escalated, the dad pulled a gun on his son, they fought over it, and both sustained minor gunshot wounds....the message here is clear. Country music sucks.
last thursday in florida, a 5 year old woman was woken up by her husband of five months. He had a female visitor with him, and asked his wife if she'd leave the bed..so he could sleep with the other woman. She flipped out and started choking him...and she was arrested for domestic violence
Memphis will try and annex Southaven today...
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