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Screwy News - Wednesday October 5, 2011

A drunk driver ran into LeAnn Rimes house . The vilent collision nearly knocked LeAnn off your husband. (bah da bing)

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In England a woman celebrated her 100th birthday. What did she want for a present?  If you said a MALE STRIPPER, you are right. He came he danced. His name was 'SCORPION." She was so happy. He danced to Maroon 5 and Lady GaGa.

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Chaz Bono lives to dance again.

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Memphis number two on the most dangerous city list. whew.  Number one was Detroit

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Lady in Georgia...gets a POWERBALL LOTTERY TICKET BY MISTAKE...She wins 25 million. The odds of winning are one in 195,249,054...She says she is going to buy a car. Ya think. Wow. Hows your day going sherlock? I hope it is filled with people telling you how to do your job.

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10/05/2011 5:04AM
Screwy News - Wednesday October 5, 2011
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