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Screwy News - Wednesday October 26, 2011

On Sunday morning, a 22 year old idiot in pennsylvania was going house to house, ringing doorbells, and exposing himself when people answered. Fortunately for the people in the neighborhood, after a few houses, heinadvertantly went to the house that belonged to the local CHIEF OF POLICE. Not good. He is now in jail with several charges.

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Burge King brings all the love soon.  In Japan, Burger King is running a two week test where they're offering ALL YOU CAN EAT WHOPPERS. fOR $11 BUCKS YOU CAN EAT AS MANY WHOPPERS AS YOU WANT FOR HALF AN HOUR. Heaven....hell yeah.

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Roasty the Racoon. From Memphis. Yesterday some folks around 1985 Madison thought they could smell something funny in the air. Police come to check it out and find a guy roasting a racoon on an open fire pit. Really? Who doesn't love a little racoon roasted on an open fire pit like you're robin hood in the woods. After further investigation...cops found tons of stuff related to meth cooking. Surprise.......on the menu tonight ...how about some german shepard.

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10/26/2011 4:23AM
Screwy News - Wednesday October 26, 2011
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