This is straight out of a Wile E Coyote cartoon. In New Jersey, a woman fell asleep at the wheel and crashed into a mattress store...what luck...no word on her condition...but again, if cartoons have taught us anything it's that she made a very comfy landing.
At a yoga festival in Colorado, a woman was using a porta potty when she noticed something moving in the receptacle tank below. You guessed it...Turns out it was a man who liked watching folks use a porta-potty. He managed to escape. he shouldn't be hard to find...when you think about it. I know GROSS.
If you want people tho think you're powerful....be as rude as possible every day.