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Screwy News - Wednesday July 13, 2011

A guy with a gun was running from the cops in Chicago on Monday night and tried to hide in his house. But as he was entering he ran straight thru a glass door, suffered multiple lacerations, and died at the hospital. Oops.

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A guy is Washington was arrested last Friday night for breaking into his ex-girlfriends apartment and shaving her head....so she wouldn't be attractive to other men.

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The California state fair starts tomorrow, and like many state fairs, a ridiculous new food is debuting there. And it sounds horrible. The fair will feature MAGGOT MELT ..which is a grilled cheese sandwich jammed with dried maggots. That are deep fried. The fair will also featuredeep fried scorpions and cooked raccoon meat on a stick.

wow. talk about comfort food. Now you know why there are so many pot smokers in california.

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07/13/2011 4:25AM
Screwy News - Wednesday July 13, 2011
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