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Screwy News - Tuesday October 4, 2011

Here we go kids:

Last week in Georgia, a 21 year old tried to rob a gas station...but clearly didn't look around before he did...Because the person standing behind him was a cop. He was arrested on the spot. Please stop being stupid.

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A 49 year old woman in Winchester, England got tired of waiting for her 89 year old adopted father to die, so she teamed up with her kids to kill him. They tried to kill him. They tried to scare him to death. Blow up his car and they beat him with bricks..all botched.  They were arrested. Police found that they'd searched "easiest way to kill an old person"

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Memphis in the news:

A super sharp bank teller spotted the man who robbed her at First South Financial on Germantown parkway. He pulled a stick up last Tuesday...she saw him at the the Bartlett Walmart the next day. he ran. The teller's husband got the tags before he drove off....He is now in jail.....way to go.....Frank Buckley....good luck at 201 Poplar.

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10/04/2011 5:04AM
Screwy News - Tuesday October 4, 2011
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