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Screwy News - Tuesday October 18, 2011

A guy in Michigan had his nine year old daughter drive him to the store cause he was DRUNK. He went to jail for child endangerment.

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Here's todays tip: when you run your car into a ditch and the cops ask how much you had to drink....don't say" two pizza's'...and while you're at it lose the heroin.

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Fire fighter catches a boy dropped from a third story window and is instantly hired by the Miami Dolphins.

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There's a guy in Vegas with a 100 pound scrotum

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Last month, a German tourist disappeared on a small, remote South Pacific island in French Polynesia. And after weeks of searching , researchers found his clothes,bones and charred flesh...cannibals. u got it..yum yum

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10/18/2011 4:41AM
Screwy News - Tuesday October 18, 2011
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