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Screwy News - Tuesday June 7, 2011

According to a survey, about 20 per cent of women , or one in five, plan to lay out in the sun topless to get rid of those tan lines.  Well, the summer just got a little more interesting.

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This guy really should've seen this coming. In England, a man named his small boat the Titanic Two. And on one of his first trips...it sprung a major leak and sank. He abandoned ship and was able to swim to shore.

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If your commute is more than 45 minutes, you're more likely to get divorced.....start counting in your head.

fyi: highest divorce rates: bartender, a massage therapists, or a choreographer.




 
06/07/2011 5:11AM
Screwy News - Tuesday June 7, 2011
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