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Screwy News - Tuesday August 9, 2011

THE NOID is back: Domino's pizza is bring him back. 25th anniversary of the NOID. wow that's screwy.

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*90% of the food in brown bag school lunches reaches unsafe temperatures before lunchtime.

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*Yesterday , in Manhattan, a man tried to rob an apartment. When residents called the cops, the burglar tried to do the"jump from rooftop to rooftop" move that you you see in every movie ever made. It didn't work. He fell five stories to his death. Ouch.

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There are four official lanuages in Switzerland: German,french,Italian, and romansh. OLIVIA WILDE didn't know that. She thought the spoke "swiss". Who didn't think that.

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08/09/2011 4:21AM
Screwy News - Tuesday August 9, 2011
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