Your lack of sleep is costing you money. You are more accident prone. 16-60 percent of car crashes are due to lack of sleep. Truck crashes 30-40%. Get some sleep.
Next year pay raises coming (in some businesses) 2.8 % raise coming your way. Some will receive 4.5%. Some will have reduction in their pay. The ones that have worked the hardest and the longest will reveive pay cuts cause of the economy. Thats the way it is buttercup.
Ohio state university survey: women gain weight after they get married. Insert comment here.
Your wife probably talks to the dog more than you.
WARNING; THIS IS THE STORY I WOULDN'T READ ON THE AIR THIS MORNING:
This is nasty. According to an article in "New York" magazine, some New Age moms cook and eat their own placenta after giving birth. I'll have a sip of some placenta smoothie please, Oh Lord.