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Screwy News - Thursday October 27, 2011

Early sunday, a man in Georgia was FURIOUS when he ordered two TACO bELL'S NEW DOUBLE X CHALUPAS..

and they didn't  have the amount of meat he was counting on. So he called the restaurant, told them he was going to quote "redocorate the place"...then he tried to throw a homemade FIRE BOMB through the window. He missed, so there were no injuries and police are looking for this redneck.

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Early yesterday morning, a 24 year old in Colorado met a woman on CRAIGS LIST and invited her to come to his house. But when she got there around 3:00am, they guys girlfriend came home. He panicked and called the cops, pretending the craigs list woman was a BURGLAR. But the cops saw thru the mess and he was arrested.

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Ketchup is the number one condiment. Mustard number two.

Turkey sandwich number one.

two fun facts you'll never forget




 
10/27/2011 4:09AM
Screwy News - Thursday October 27, 2011
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