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Screwy News - Thursday October 20, 2011

The age people start to hate looking in the mirror...45.People under 24 look at the mirror ten times a day on average.

People over 45 don't like what they are seeing in the take care of your skin and quit smoking now. Wear some sunscreen even now.


Quick reminder: harold camping predicted the world to end on May 21st...nothing happened to my knowledge. He says it began on the 21st and will end get busy getting your stuff in order a big lunch and walk out on the ticket...get a speeding ticket and tear it up in front of the officer....tell your significant other how you really feel about their cooking season tickets for the university of memphis football ten thousand tickets...charge it.


An Iowa couple in their 90's died last wednesday after 72 years of marriage..They were in a car accident, made it to ICU, and died exactly one hour apart...while they were still holding hands. cool


10/20/2011 4:16AM
Screwy News - Thursday October 20, 2011
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