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Screwy News - Thursday November 3, 2011

Here's a tip from uncle ron: NEVER EVER OPERATE ON YOURSELF.
A 47 year old man in Chicago was suffering severe chest pains on Monday night. He had someone call paramedics, which was a good idea. Then he got a sharp object and tried to remove his pacemaker, which wasn't a good idea.
Paramedics thought he had been stabbed. Then they realized he had done some home surgery. He died.

Early Saturday morning, in New Jersey, a 23 yearold woman was behind a thirty year old woman in a parking garage line. And the 30-year olds super short skirt was hiked up so high you could see her butt cheeks. The 23 year old reached over and pulled the skirt down. That did not go over well...a brawl broke out. all went to jail. She was just trying to help...futher proof that " no dood deed goes unpunished"

Angry Birds has been purchased 500 million times...most popular game of all time

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11/03/2011 9:07AM
Screwy News - Thursday November 3, 2011
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