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Screwy News - Thursday June 23, 2011

1) In Florida, a couple was arrested for having sex on a beach. Mainly because they made several tactical errors. They did it in broad daylight, in clear view of a restaurant where there were families eating Plus, they took forever, including at least an hour of foreplay. Both were arrested.

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2) Worst pic up line ever. An EMT in New York is accused of fondling a car crash victim...telling her she had a beautiful body while she was in the ambulance on the way to the hospital...taking down her cell number and calling and texting her over the next few days to start a relationship.

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Sad story coming next

3) A teenage gril in Illinois tried to prevent her parents from putting down the family doberman...so she and a friend kidnapped it in the family van...and drove away...tragedy struck....the friend lost control of the car, and crashed, and both the girl and the dog were killed.

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06/23/2011 4:29AM
Screwy News - Thursday June 23, 2011
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