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Screwy News - Thursday July 28, 2011

Askmen.com survey says: 31 percent of guys would love to punch their boss in the face. 48 percent say they would love to punch a co-worker.

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Raleigh Robbery: a man accused of using a yellow "wet floor" sign during a robbery has found himself behind bars. On July 14, a man known as "rock" screamed, hollered, and demanded money from a woman at a tobacco store. He snatched her money and hit her in the the head with the "wet floor" sign. He is now at 201 poplar.

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Anthony Cardella of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, got dumped by his girlfriend and decided the best way to get her back was to play the sympathy card. So he asked a friend to shoot him three times in the back and chest, in exchange for cash and pills. But the friend only shot him once in the arm and said he was done. The story unraveled while Anthony was in the hospital, and the girl never bothered to visit.

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Tired of vacation bible school...now there's summer camp for atheists. Sweet Jesus.

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07/28/2011 3:54AM
Screwy News - Thursday July 28, 2011
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