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Screwy News - Thursday July 21, 2011

Last year, a 27 year old Brit named Lyn Kitching found out her husband was cheating on her, and decided to get revenge. She spent the last nine months faking threats and attacks on herself, then framing the mistress. Lyn stabbed herself, threw bleach in her face and set her house on fire and got the other woman arrested four times. She finally got caught when she used her own lipstick to write a threatening note on the window....police nabbed her. And now we know why the guy had a mistress.

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Two guys in south Georgia got so high on meth Monday night, they startes hallucinating and thought someone was trying to break into the house. So they called 911...on themselves. The cops got there at 4am tuesday and the two were arrested for posession of meth etc.....

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Shocking new studies: marriages are more satisfying for both partners when wives are thinner than their husbands.

PS: don't remind your wife if she isn't

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07/21/2011 4:23AM
Screwy News - Thursday July 21, 2011
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12/01/2011 5:17PM
dot fucking diss me when i have not done nowt bent coppers
right im just going to say this once i am the lyn kitching that u lot a dissing and i jsut want to set the story right i DID NOT DO ANYTHING THAT WAS IN THE PAPERS AND I WILL PROVE IT NEVER COMMENT ON THIS AGAIN UNLESS U WANT SUING
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