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Screwy News - Monday October 31, 2011

17 year old girl accidentally hanged herself while trying to scare customers at a haunted house called CREEPYWORLD near St. louis. She'd only worked there for two days, and police think she climbed in a bathtub, put her head in a prop noose, lost her footing and ended up hanging herself for real. She is in critical condition.

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In Argentina, feshermen caught a THREE EYED FISH in a reservoir near a nuclear power plant. Hello.

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Steve Jobs....his sister revealed his final words upon his death. He looked at his family and said , quote,"oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow." In a good way. And then he lost consciousness. What a story. What did he see...this gives me chills.

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last week in Florida police busted a 42 year old woman for walking around with an open container of colt 45. And when they searched her they found a Bible ...that had been hollowed out so she could store her crack pipe inside.

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10/31/2011 4:15AM
Screwy News - Monday October 31, 2011
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02/11/2013 9:43PM
Awesome
This is great. I've got some news too. A man posted online that Eddie Murphy died. That made everyone believe that he died. People started honoring him. Then they realized that he's not dead. Never trust the Internet too much.
02/11/2013 9:44PM
Awesome
Someone believed that Eddie Murphy died. Then they told everyone. Finally they realized that it was fake. Never trust the Internet
02/11/2013 9:45PM
Awesome
That was good
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