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Screwy News - Monday October 3, 2011

Smuggling: It can be very profitable but.....smuggling 12 hummingbirds in your pants is bad. Some guy got caught doing just that....It's something to think about. 12 hummingbirds in your pants....must have been kinda busy down there. whooo-hoooo.

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Two guys in there 20's showed up at a Porshe dealership in central New Jersey last Monday. One guy said he'd won a big legal settlement and wanted to buy a $148,000 Porsche Panamera with an electronic key remote ignition system...They took a test drive and pulled the old SWITCHEROO , returning a fake key and pocketing the real one...they came back later after hours, and stole the car. Still missing today.

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There's just so much wrong with this plan....A man was on rial last week for planning to murder his ex by killing and skinning a bear...dressing up in the carcass...and mauling her to make it look like a bear attack...he eventually dropped the plan and hired a hitman...hitman goes to cops...guy goes to jail.

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enjoy the weather ron




 
10/03/2011 5:09AM
Screwy News - Monday October 3, 2011
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