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Screwy News - Monday October 10, 2011

A guy in New York stopped to pet a police dog...ans was arrested for marijuana possession when the dog smelled the weed  in his pocket

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A drunk driver in Minnesota was arrested when he tried to fill up his car....at a police station gas pump.

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An Egyptian man looks just like Saddam Hussein....so a group of Iraqis tried to kidnap him and force him to star in porn films. The filmmakers first offered him $330,000 to star in the movies but he refused. So last sunday they kidnapped the guy and beat him ...but panicked and let him go.

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Best story: Almost every day after work, a 26 year old woman in a suburb of New York city visits her parents in the convenience store they own. In mid September, she arrived just as a customer was refusing to pay for a $10 scratch off lottery ticket. She decided to pay her parents $10 for the ticket...and won a $3 million dollar jackpot...helloooo.

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10/10/2011 4:05AM
Screwy News - Monday October 10, 2011
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