Screwy News - Monday November 14, 2011
Congrats: The IRS has ruled that your sex change surgery is tax deductible.
69 per cent of people feel like their bosses are overpaid.
Friday was November 11th,2011...or 11/11/11...And at a hospital in Mount holiday, New Jersey, a baby boy
was born at 11:11am. Meaning hew was born at 11:11 on 11/11/11 and ironically a whopping 11 pounds eleven ounces.
Too good to be true. Police traps. You'd think that criminals could figure this out eventually. Free Beer. Police sent out notices for a free case of beer...they had to arrange for delivery. 19 crooks responded and arrested.
Stop snorting bath salts. Last week a guy in Ohio..high on bath salts,broke into a family's home..but he didn't want to steal anything, he was just there to put up their Christmas decorations...and he did. Eventually, an 11 year old came home and saw him, and ran next door for help. He was arrested for burglary.