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Screwy News - Monday May 23, 2011

A 14 year old in texas was seriously injured after trying  to skateboard while holding onto a moving SUV. before you ask where his parents were....his dad was driving the SUV.

Last week, a 20 year old in florida was on a mission to, quote "score some women". But his plan was flawed, because it included STEALING BUD LIGHT to give to the women...and driving around in his Dodge Neon. When the Neon got a flat the cops tracked him down. He was arrested for retail theft.

In Ohio, a man went to rob a bank and pulled the hood from his sweatshirt up over his head to hide from cameras. In the bank, an employee told him he'd have to take off the hood or leave. and rather than just start robbing the bank, he listened to the employee, pulled down his hood...THEN robbed the bank. A clear shot of his face was caught on camera and a suspect has been identified.




 
05/23/2011 4:11AM
Screwy News - Monday May 23, 2011
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