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Screwy News - Monday August 28, 2011

Here we go:

The best way to keep your kids from drinking is to be warm and loving until the age of ten...then get tough.

A 77 year old farmer in Iowa was accidentally crushed in a ditch by his John Deere tractor last thursday. And according to his son, quote " this is the way he wanted to go"...ok. Not me. But I kinda understand it. Better than rotting away in a nursing home with a cruton on your chin from lunch.

A woman fishing on a minnesota lake caught the prosthetic leg of a woman who lost it swimming three years ago.

The U.S. has set a record with it's 10th billion dollar event in weather isaster spending so far this year.

Police in Sacremnto, California put out a "bait car' to nail proospective car thieves. And it was taken by.....a ten year old girl. really....ten....yes ten.  have a good day.

love ron




 
08/29/2011 4:12AM
Screwy News - Monday August 28, 2011
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