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Screwy News - May 31, 2011

A man threatens to blow up a local tv station if they keep showing "Two and a Half Men". They traced his call and now Freddy's in jail. I agree with him.  You can't phone in bomb threats.   Not cool.   Live and learn.

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Last week,49 year old Dawn Rhash of Collier County Florida was drunk on vodka and go into an argument with her roommate. things escalated, and she ended up throwing a STICK OF BUTTER at him.

It hit him in the leg.   When police arrived, their report noted that the roomate and butter on his ankle.

She was arrested for " aggravated buttering"

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Was it really worth it? A guy in Delaware shoplifted lotion and hand soap from a dollar store... he took off running... and was hit and killed by a car.

nuff said.




 
05/31/2011 4:52AM
Screwy News - May 31, 2011
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