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Screwy News - July 22, 2011

A Swiss pilot committed suicide on Sunday....he called his mother from the cockpit of a small plane he rented, and told her he was"droppin in". Then he flew the plane through her bedroom window. The mother happened to be in the basement at the time, and lived throught it.

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42 year old David Cross bought a used van from a local car dealer in Portsmouth,New Hampshire on Monday. But after buying it, nothing seemed to work so he took it back and they said ..."too bad". He couldn't return it. But he did...kinda...he came back at midnight and rammed it into six of the most expensive cars on the lot. He was charged with felony criminal mischief, but he says he is ok with that. so there.

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Hulk hogan says that Andre the Giant "checked his oil" back in the day during a match.....call me for details.

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07/22/2011 4:35AM
Screwy News - July 22, 2011
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