Couple of the year award: On Wednesday night, 1 19 yearold woman and a 20 year old man, and their two small children went to a Wal-Mart for a family shoplifting trip. But when the parents got caught stealing a cell phone...they took off....and ah forgot the kids....They came back an hour later and went to jail.
On Tuesday in Orange County police had their hands full with a woman running naked through a Motel 6 and inhaling from a fire extinguisher...and she popped her eyes out in the bathtub. Crack is whack....I'm just saying.
Johnny Depp says he once set his whole head on fire. fun.