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Screwy News - Friday October 14, 2011

Couple of the year award:  On Wednesday night, 1 19 yearold woman and a 20 year old man, and their two small children went to a Wal-Mart for a family shoplifting trip. But when the parents got caught stealing a cell phone...they took off....and ah forgot the kids....They came back an hour later and went to jail.

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On Tuesday in Orange County police had their hands full with a woman running naked through a Motel 6 and inhaling from a fire extinguisher...and she popped her eyes out in the bathtub. Crack is whack....I'm just saying.

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Johnny Depp says he once set his whole head on fire. fun.

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now you know. go forth and reproduce




 
10/14/2011 4:47AM
Screwy News - Friday October 14, 2011
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