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Screwy News - Friday November 4, 2011

Memphis: A guy orders a pizza from Papa Johns...has it delievered to a vacant house and tries to rob the Pizza delivery guy....not so fast....he has a gun for moments like this ....pow pow pow...three shots into the robber..He is now at the Med. Good guys 1- bad guys 0....

This is just a slight overreaction. last week, a 30 year old woman in Iowa burned down another womans house...because that woman defriended her on Facebook. Apparently they were long tome friends, got into a fight over a party invitation on facebook, that lead to the defriending...and that led to housefire.

According to a new survey, we're so damn busy that the average person forgets five things everyday. The most common things we forget are to return phone calls...to reply to emails...people's names....to send birthday cards and to listen to Kim Iverson at night. Funny.





 
11/04/2011 8:23AM
Screwy News - Friday November 4, 2011
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